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I feel that the problem with most newgrounds users is simply a lack of intellect and sophistication. I have made it my campaign to make certain that one day, this will change and newgrounds will be for aristocrates and sophisticates, such as myself.

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Hello to All of You!

Posted by Ballet Oct. 18, 2007 @ 12:18 PM EDT

Victoria here, after doing some "lurking" as some of you users have been heard to remark, I came across a post where a user by the name of "Alfie" had reccomended that a young man take the name "Ballet" for himself. Needless to say, as a person who has frequented newgrounds for some time now, I was particularly crestfallen that not only had such a lovely name not been taken, but that the boy it was reccomended to did not care for the internet handle whatsoever.
I am however, happy that I now have a newgrounds.com account! It is simply wonderful to finally be a member of a site that (for the most part) has such lovely movies. I am particularly excited over the "Favorite submissions" section of the account, now I may watch "The Composer" and other great animated flash films any time I wish!
Please do leave a comment and let me know whom you are. Thank you for stopping by my page and have a wonderful day!

Delighted,
Victoria

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21 Comments

Oct. 18, 2007 | 12:20 PM Raguel says:

Ecstatic,
Raguel

Oct. 18, 2007 | 12:26 PM Ballet responds:

How lovely. I am charmed and it is a pleasure to have made your acquaintance.

Oct. 18, 2007 | 12:20 PM Victory says:

pmsl

Oct. 18, 2007 | 12:27 PM Ballet responds:

I am not farmiliar with what this acronym means, but it is a pleasure to have met you as well. Thank you for the delightful comments!

Oct. 18, 2007 | 3:15 PM Attactivist says:

lol, pms stands for Premenstrual syndrome. Hell, even you should know that!

On that note, i'd like to welcome you to newgrounds, and may I just say I would very much like to stick my head in between your bossums.

Oct. 18, 2007 | 3:58 PM Ballet responds:

You ghastly, ghastly young hooligan! How dare you say such carnal things about me. If I hear another lewd remark like that I'm afraid I'll have to ask you not to comment on my user page again.

Oct. 18, 2007 | 3:57 PM Milesaway13 says:

Y helo thar buttsecks?

Oct. 18, 2007 | 3:59 PM Ballet responds:

No thank you?

Oct. 18, 2007 | 4:12 PM Milesaway13 says:

You know what? Give me a lovely boob job, would you?

Oct. 18, 2007 | 4:20 PM Ballet responds:

You are now banned for being lewd and outrageous.

Oct. 19, 2007 | 3:32 PM Achromatic says:

HAI

Oct. 19, 2007 | 8:28 PM Ballet responds:

Hello, my young friend!

Oct. 20, 2007 | 6:02 PM zoke says:

Glad to meet you. I noticed that your only favorite so far is the Composer, which is one of my favorites, too. You can download the actual song to your computer here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/97089.

Oct. 22, 2007 | 6:24 PM Ballet responds:

How utterly delightful! I am in your debt for giving me such information. It is users like you that are caring, good natured and fun to talk to that make the newgrounds an excellent world wide web site to meet and get aquainted with stellar people and other amazing fans of animated flash movies.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 1:35 AM Duh-Boss says:

My friend shaves his pubes. Should I?

Oct. 24, 2007 | 11:21 AM Ballet responds:

You, my good sir, have the boorish manners of an unsociable PERVERT! I bid you good day.

Oct. 25, 2007 | 5:10 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

Salutations, my fair lady.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 12:03 AM Ballet responds:

Good day to you, my wonderful gentleman!

Oct. 30, 2007 | 4:20 PM Life-Stream says:

Hello Victoria, thanks for the lovely comment you left me :)

Nov. 2, 2007 | 12:08 AM Ballet responds:

I thank you for the wonderful reply!

Nov. 1, 2007 | 9:11 AM Alcohol1 says:

hello, dear madam!

Nov. 2, 2007 | 12:08 AM Ballet responds:

Good evening, sir!

Nov. 3, 2007 | 3:50 PM Alcohol1 says:

how are you today, miss?

Nov. 4, 2007 | 4:59 PM Ballet responds:

I am simply wonderful, good sir, and how are you doing?

Nov. 11, 2007 | 7:20 PM Achromatic says:

HAI AGAIN

Nov. 13, 2007 | 10:40 AM Ballet responds:

and HAI 2 U as well!

Nov. 17, 2007 | 6:35 PM Officer says:

Do you have friends?

Nov. 18, 2007 | 11:12 PM Ballet responds:

I haven't quite made many as of yet, but I am meeting more and more absolutely wonderful people on this lovely website with each days passing. Hopefully you and I can become friends in the future, that would be simply lovely.

Nov. 17, 2007 | 7:33 PM SprintT says:

This is a rare delight, another with a skill at using their brain on NG. Glad to see that someone with a way with words, and though has joined. May I sugest you look at my flashes, and let me know what you think of this new style I have introduced to NG.

Also it seems that you like the composer a alot, I must agree with you there; Jazza really out did him self there. BUT, do be expecting much on NG to be of that quality, only a handful of that class, and brillience grace NG with their presence.

Nov. 18, 2007 | 11:15 PM Ballet responds:

Huzzah! What a marvelous treat to find someone of class and sophistication on this website! I must say I am simply exstatic to meet you as well, it is wonderful to meet another young person of superior intellect and of a kind nature, it is always a delight to meet another user with a silver tongue. Thank you for stopping by my humble page, I look foward with sheer anticipation towards hearing from you again! Thank you kindly for your correspondance!

Nov. 30, 2007 | 3:47 PM Officer says:

SprintT is a gigolo.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:47 PM Ballet responds:

He is a nice young man. You must be confused regarding his stature, my good sir.

Dec. 1, 2007 | 3:00 PM Alcohol1 says:

i simply adore your lovely grammar, miss.

Dec. 3, 2007 | 8:47 PM Ballet responds:

I simply adore the company of a wonderfully charming gentleman such as yourself, sir.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 12:40 PM Ragnarokia says:

By any chance are you English? Becuase your grammar is delightful. Oh it is good to be English and to meet people who care to spell correctly as well.
In fact I am listening to orchestrated music at thie moment I write this.
Melodies of life and final fantasy to be accurate

Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:28 PM Ballet responds:

I am not english, I was born in Austria and then immigrated to America. I do so appreciate the fact that you inquired though. Thank you kindly for the honor of assuming that I was English! I do so ADORE your country and your people.

Dec. 6, 2007 | 12:41 PM Ragnarokia says:

Oh I am so sorry that I misspelt "the" on my post so very, very sorry my good Lady.

Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:29 PM Ballet responds:

Worry not, we all make mistakes from time to time, and it takes not only class but sophistication to admit the fact that you have errored. GOOD SHOW, sir!

Dec. 7, 2007 | 7:57 PM SprintT says:

Hi again, how has it been?

I come to you today to emplore you to check out my news for updates on my upcoming site, and such. I figure you might like both the poetic, and non poetic content of the site.

-SprintT-

Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:30 PM Ballet responds:

How utterly splendid! I will comment on your newspost post-haste! It will be a wonderful delight to be one of the first people to do so!

Jan. 1, 2008 | 7:43 AM CatillacCat says:

I would like to be ya boyfriend.

Jan. 2, 2008 | 9:30 PM Ballet responds:

I think I may actually enjoy attempting to be a significant other to you.

Let us enjoy a light bruch together in the future, my good sir? I do so hope you are willing to accept said invitation.